How not to mentor

You also need to be clear about how not to do it! Here is David Clutterbuck’s light-hearted take on what he calls ‘toxic mentoring’.

The 12 habits of a toxic MENTEE

  • Bring to the first formal meeting a long shopping list of things you want the mentor to do for you.
  • Expect the mentor to be available for you whenever you want them. (Heroes never need sleep!)
  • Regard the mentor as your prime source of gossip to pass on to other people.
  • Expect the mentor always to have the answer – that’s why they are more senior.
  • Expect the mentor to decide when to meet and what to talk about.
  • Boast about the relationship to your colleagues at every opportunity.
  • Never challenge what the mentor says – they are paid to know best.
  • Blame the mentor whenever advice doesn’t work out – they should have known better.
  • Treat mentoring sessions as mobile, the easiest item in the diary to move at the last minute.
  • Enjoy the opportunity to have a good moan or whinge whenever you meet, especially if no one else will listen to you.
  • Make it clear to the mentor that you want to be just like them – adopt their style of speaking, dress and posture.
  • Never commit to doing anything as a result of the mentoring session.
  • If, by accident, you do commit to something, simply forget to follow it up. (Why spoil the fun of discussion with outcomes?)

The 12 habits of a toxic MENTOR

  • Start from the point of view that you – from your vast experience and broader perspective – know better than the mentee what’s in his or her interest.
  • Be determined to share your wisdom with the mentee whether they want it or not; remind them frequently how much they still have to learn.
  • Decide what you and the mentee will talk about and when. Change dates and themes frequently to prevent complacency sneaking in.
  • Do most of the talking, checking frequently that the mentee is paying attention.
  • Make sure the mentee understands how trivial their concerns are compared to the weighty issues you have to deal with.
  • Remind the mentee how fortunate they are to have your undivided attention.
  • Neither show nor admit any personal weaknesses. Expect to be the mentee’s role model in all aspects of career development and personal values.
  • Never ask the mentee what they think they should expect of you – how would they know anyway?
  • Demonstrate how important and well connected you are by sharing confidential information they don’t need (or want) to know.
  • Discourage any signs of levity or humour. This is a serious business and should be treated as such.
  • Take the mentee to task when they don’t follow your advice.
  • Never, never admit that this could be a learning experience for you, too.
2018-12-06T10:09:44+00:00